fun facts about men vs women!

by Alia Farhan, 3:10 AM

BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things.

A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

SHOES

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

LAUNDRY

Women do laundry every couple of days.

A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry.

When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


BILA MAU DIET?

by Alia Farhan, 12:18 PM
HEY HEY ALIA!!!so wut happen 2 u?searchin 4 d fuds in d middle of d nite?wut appen 2 ur diet programme...remember wut u had promised 2 MR A?remember?remember?!!!!aiyarrrkkkkk...die loh!!!ok...i promise akn diet strtin from 2morrow!!!i will...hopefully or else i MR A wil pokpek2 to me....

OHHH UCHINONO SAN

by Alia Farhan, 8:42 AM
who is uchinono san?he's my previous boss at sumitomo..he's d head of engineering dpet esp d plating dept...waaa...he's a handsome guy u know even not so handsome like my takura(takuya kimura-->japan called him like dis...short form n ezi 2 kol)...
ok back to uchinono san..so yesterday my x-colleague kak ana kol me n asked me if i wan to join 4 uchinono san farewell dis saturday...so many people from plating dpt...abg mie...cik ad...abg adam..pak koq...n ehem2...kakak "ong" yg akn join...wahhh...its like a big gathering n i'm gonna miss d chance...plus uchinono san is goin back 2 japan early may....wahhhhh...so sad...cannot join!y la my reaction engneering paper is on monday...y not tuesday ka...bleh la myself join....bleh gathering blik ngn dak2 plating yg gila2 tuh...huhhh...rindunya kt abg mie....seorg abg yg slalu gadoh2 ngn aku...tp sgt caring..pak koq yg nsem n jambu(tp bermulut durja...ahaks...i hope pak koq never find out bout dis...perhaps do he noe wut is blog?ahaaa)...sani(dlm diam ai tersuka kt dia...secret crush la)...abg adam(yg sgt terer psai chemical2+chemistry)...yen shen(yg suka wat keja gila...msuk lab tdoq...hahah)...kak azah(seorg kakak yg sgt baek hati)...kak ida(pon baek jugak..walopon smpat kenai 1 bln ja)...sing mei(yg sgt lemah lembut)...cik ad(yg kdg2 bermulut durja)....badak(yg jugak bermulut durja tp hati baek)...abg jat(muka mcm terrorist tp hati baek..muka sgt ketat..tp once da kenai sgt baek hati)...kak hasnor(juga sgt baek hati walopon muka kerek alam)...amir kecik dan amir besaq(dua2 ekoq ni sgt gatai org nya...nsib bek amir aku x mcm tu)...sp lim(manager level one....xdak apa2 mslah ngn aku...siap offer keja part time lg masa cuti sem dlu)...last but not least la kakak ong(ni supervisor aku...merangkap snr engineer kt dept aku tym truh...suka mrah2...tp byk ajaq aku psai selok belok palting..thanx 2 u)
dan smua kwan2 kt plating or punching or drilling yg berkenaan yg alia kenai...sgt sonok kenai n keja ngn kamu smua....rindu nya...so sad dgaq kilang kjaan jepun kita tu da berkubur.....hopefully everyone of us...akn terus sukses mengejar impian msg2...psai uchinono san...u r d coolest boss ever!!i lap u uchinono san~~

ni la dia uchinono san...sgt baek n best!

suka photos ni...ada seni!

in , by Alia Farhan, 10:25 AM

ok photos ni amek dr booklet carlo rino yg dpt msa bli CLEO...sgt berseni...n i super duper love it!

















cun belaka kan gmbaq2 ni..i told u b4..sggup tau dak scan msuk pc n upload..gara2 gmbaq ni berseni!i super duper liokee it!!two thumbs up 2 whoever d photographer...ni yg x sabaq nk bli dslr ni....haisssshhh~~

lapaq..kenyang..lapaq..kenyang...diet!

by Alia Farhan, 12:33 PM
lapaq kenyang lapaq kenyang lapaq kenyang lapaq kenyang lapaq kenyang....
ahhhhh....diet la alia....


ahhh ni dia gmbaq2 mknan yg neruntun jiwa raga ku....ahhhh....sedapppp tuuu

kalo p jusco mst nk beli sushi la ngn unagi don ni...aiyaa...sbb tu ngelak dr p jusco

okei...ni me n amir fav!suka gila kot..thanx to mr A for introducing me dis fuds

kima...is kambeng cincang..rsa so spicy..i liokkee


OMG..i love seafood!enuf~~

faveret laaaa


seafood platers at manhattan fish market is super duper yummy olso rite?


huuuuu...dis is nasik royale..only in kedah..sgt masyuk...mcm nasik kandaq jugak la...kedai mamak sbb tu lg masyukkkk~~

waaa....ni faveret kot..kira mkn celah gg ja..mknan tgh mlm kalo kt penang or kedah!

nid more caffeine!

by Alia Farhan, 9:31 AM
okei2....seriously i nid more caffeine but i cant handle to take lots of coffee..or else...migrainne la jwbnya...so...wut i do..b4 ngadap correction of thesis n my rxtn report i'll make myself full of plain teh o ice...dlm tumbler besar punya!....sgt best dan nyaman bila minum teh o ice ok...sapa setuju?!dats my drink most of d tym la...sgt suka!hehe....ok la...hev get back 2 work...sedeynya xleh nk layan blog lama2..nk bca blog org len apatah ag...ok chiao...ingat pesan supervisor..."alia...u kena rajen meh..."...
opppss b4 i forgot...td msg mdm induk..tnya dioa bila dia blik ngajaq micet n then she said nx year...n she asked me y..i said i want 2 take my master under her supervision..haha...she said...she's searching for student under her after dis..tgk la..kalo i nk frther master i..i amek bwah dia la...senang cita!tp xleh mls2 ya alia...
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